This table was given to me about 8 years ago, after a family had let their children completely ruin creatively use it for a "craft" table. They did a super job of leaving their mark on it. I'm ashamed to say, we've used it like this all those years, covering up the mess with tablecloths that hated me.
Here she is in all her glory, covered in glitter, glue, and total gooeyness.
It may have taken me 8 years, but finally, I. HAD. ENOUGH.
First, working in smallish sections, we sprayed it with stripper, scraped most of the gunk off, then sanded.
And sanded.
And sanded some more...
See that pretty wood hiding under all the gunk?!
Then, after searching the house in its entirety for some rubber gloves, and finding none, I tied a lovely blue plastic bag on my hands and applied a light coat of dark walnut stain.
Whatever works...
After the stain was good and dry, I put 5 or 6 coats of satin poly on it, then we promptly went on vacation for a week. I planned it that way, in an effort to save it from little fingers, cheetos, and dinosaurs, before it had the chance to "cure".
It took several days from start to finish, but I'm Sooooo glad I ventured out (waaaayy out...) of my comfort zone and got 'er done. I've only been too happy to
kiss those tablecloths good bye!